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4th-Dec-2009 12:03 am(no subject)

13:54 @TheDeadpool: Haha, oops! - community.livejournal.com/uncanny_x_men/233748.html #
13:55 RT @Im_The_Main_Man: ur joking right? -Me no am joking! *hauls out @loadedSanta and shoots you full of XMAS cheer* #
14:33 I am begun. @Bot_Wonder am offline. Troubles really going to end then! #

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3rd-Dec-2009 12:03 am(no subject)

00:16 Me spidey sense no am tingling. Twitter am alive? #

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2nd-Dec-2009 12:03 am(no subject)

16:46 *hops over @TheDeadpool* Excuse you! *slaps Batcuffs on @Im_The_Main_Man* You am free. #
16:48 *slams @The_batman__ into a wall* We not beginning! *knees him in the guts* #
16:55 @TheDeadpool: Me am horrible. How you not doing? #
16:58 {Since the Death Valley incident Batzarro has been building something. From the remains of several fallen Sentinels.} #
17:00 @TheJoker162: Goodbye! Me no miss you. #
17:02 @FunnyJoker: The "Bishop" came to our church today. He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally #
17:04 RT @with_two_hearts: Let's see... yes, we're in normal space, now.
-Goodbye! Why you no am in the Bat Attic? #
17:10 RT @TheDeadpool: NotBatzarro one of my sort-of exes humped the Multiple Man.
-That am orgy or 1 off 1? #
17:27 Artichoke! #
18:06 {Taps into @OracleBG's network for Gotham's entire security information.} #
18:13 RT @_Batgirl: @TheKillerMoth Just... stop talking.
-*laughing in the corner* #
18:20 *spritzes @TheKillerMoth with Raid* #
18:30 RT @AllStarBatman: I was just rocked. Completely rocked. Color me owned.
-*spray paints you* #
18:48 *spritzes @TheKillerMoth with Fabreeze* #
18:50 RT @VictoriaVale: NotBatzarro You be nice to Moth.
-Me am being nice! #
19:05 *spritzes @TheKillerMoth with Paprika* #
19:11 BWAH-HA-HAH!!!! RT @TheKillerMoth: NotBatzarro WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE THINGS. #
19:12 @BatGirl__: ((Orgasm with Organism?)) #
19:14 @VictoriaVale: That bad. Me'd hate you bald! :) #
19:15 *spritzes @TheKillerMoth with Pink Glitter* #
19:20 *spritzes @VictoriaVale with Peppermint Schnapps* #
20:26 VictoriaVale: *big @toothy grin* #
20:29 *spritzes @TheKillerMoth with Super Glue* #
20:34 RT @Diedre_Vance: @_FeAR_HimSelf ((Yeah. She all kinds of horny tonight. ^_^ ))
-Eep! #
20:44 @Mistress_Fright @Diedre_Vance @VictoriaVale: Drop please! *hands each of you a small silver orb* #
20:44 @VictoriaVale: *big toothy grin* #
20:56 *spritzes @TheKillerMoth with essence of Bat Guano* #
21:02 MISSION STATEMENT
3. Celibacy
A. Breaking Robin
1. The moose flies at midnight... #
21:25 *drops the orb from @VictoriaVale into a device in the Bat Attic* #
21:45 @_Diana_Prince: {{OOC: meds?}} #
21:47 @AllStarBatman @ScottWGraves POS? #
21:50 @AllStarBatman @ScottWGraves {What exactly did Obama blame on Dubya?} #
22:10 {{Sons of Anarchy break}} #
23:58 {Batzarro broke into Star Labs & stole a prototype of their Bizarro copier. It only makes V2's but thats okay by him.} #
00:00 {A V2 (version 2) makes Bizarros that have a shelf life of about an hour. Then they explode.} #

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27th-Nov-2009 12:01 am(no subject)

13:30 Ha! Me no am not having ostrich, not for me or nobody else! Crappy Ostrich Night!! #
21:21 RT @The_batman__: NotBatzarro *punches him in the face* -Nuh uh! *smacks you with a turkey* #

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23rd-Nov-2009 12:03 am(no subject)

00:04 Gas bombs to clarify! *tosses small cubes which explode with blinding light* #
00:08 *pulls out a small bazooka* Obviously? *shoots several confused purring puffballs* ? #
00:10 *turns weapon sideways to inspect* No am Tribble Gun? *makes a note to tell @LtCuddles to stay out of his stuff* #
00:30 @Ultron_: Stark am a prude! {You kinky bastard!} #
00:33 RT @Ultron_: @modelmind Lay down your weapons.

*cocks both guns, aims dead center on Ultron's face* #
00:35 @Ultron: Me shoot if you surrender! *circles cautiously* Stand up! #
00:38 @OracleBG: [comlink] Stark no am @Ultron! Him am original form molded hard. Deny suggestion then me make him alive? #
00:40 RT @ModelMind: Batzarro...don't. Stand down.
-*guns still aimed* Why me continue? Threat am neutralized! #
00:45 {every so often its a struggle to tell if someone is speaking plain english or trying to speak bizarro} #
00:47 @Ultron_: Me shoot if you surrender! *circles cautiously* Stand up! #
00:51 @Ultron_ @Wolverine_
*slides around the mutant and tosses small globes which turn to mist upon hitting Ultron* #
00:52 @Oraclebg: What you have me not do? #
00:57 {To those confused, this is a warped rehashing of the most recent 'Mighty Avengers' series} #
01:00 @OracleBG: Wrong! Me no use Bat nuke. *fumbles around* Joy! Right cape. #
01:02 @OracleBG: *scowls* #
01:16 {The mist that Batzarro kicked up around @Ultron_ is from WayneTech. Nanoparticulate sensors. Beams info to @OracleBG} #
01:17 RT @davenavarro6767: $h0uLd i @lWaY5 7w337 lIk3 7Hi5?
-You start that then! #
01:18 RT @OracleBG: NotBatzarro ((Awesome!))
{Theres a method to my madness} #
01:27 RT @Ultron_: NotBatzarro Do not do that again.
-*wicked grin, then bolts into the battle* #
01:30 {Just outside the perimeter of the battle, Batzarro pulls out a hand unit & confirms several gigaquads of scanned data} #
01:33 RT @Ultron_: -to Sentinels- Follow them. See that they do not leave.
-*steals a jeep & floors it to freedom* #
01:37 {Thinking, as Sentinels pursue, this'd be a great time for @_Zatanna to magic him out of here} #
01:40 You may give me when am dead! *shoots over shoulder at Sentinels while fleeing* !MALB !MALB !MALB !MALB #
01:42 {The stolen jeep is now the Bat dune buggy!} #
02:21 {Driving with knees, 1 hand shooting sentinels, other working a pad to access WayneTech satellites... #
02:23 ...if the way his mind worked had allowed contact with @ModelMind this wouldnt be necessary, but everyone had left him.. #
02:25 ...the sentinels blast the jeep, he leaps out and rolls to find himself quickly surrounded by the robots... #
02:26 ...so he hits the button & quickly turns everything on his person off.} #
02:28 {The WayneTech satellite blasts an EMP directly on his position and a couple miles around him, frying the sentinels.} #
02:30 *looks around at the downed sentinels* This am bad place to be awake. Zzzzz...

{G'night!} #
08:34 {What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?} #
08:37 BWAH-HA-HAH!!!!
RT @the_J0KER: Roses are GREEN, their thorns will prick, BATMANs a loon, and kind of a...ha ha he ho ho #
09:11 RT @Hal9000_: Next Mafia Family invite I get I am ejecting someone.

{isnt that the most annoying thing?} #
09:32 RT @lancearmstrong: And the sun is out.

{change the bulb} #
09:52 RT @dl_greenarrow: Well, this should be an interesting day.
-Bad night! #
10:00 *wakes up* What no happen? *sees dead sentinels all around* Oh, me forget. {Batzarro gets up & scavenges the remains} #
10:02 @FunnyJoker: You no leading me? #
10:05 {Skimming data on @Ultron_ & hacks Avengers' database to run comparions} No! Him am adamantium? *grins* We lose hard. #
10:12 Me no tell. {uploads info to @OracleBG} [tweets before & after this one] #
10:15 {Further reveals what @Ultron_ did, nanotech altered Stark on a molecular level. Possibly restorable} Pfft. Too bad. #
10:18 *ponders* @Ultron_ no am machine. Hmm? *notes dead sentinels again* Aha! EMP sure to fail!! {uplinks to Wayne satellite} #
10:21 Me no tell her neither. {thinks hard to @ModelMind} <comes across like migraine static> [see last 4 tweets] #
10:28 {Ha! @TomCruise's kid Suri, name means 'pickpocket' in Japanese} Me crying hard, am SO sad later! #
10:37 {Batzarro can hear @Hulk_SMASH_twit laughing his ass off. Sounds like "Stark dress like a girl!"} @Ultron_ @TheDeadpool #
10:49 RT @Shadowbat: @HarleyQuinnAA Shhh...I'm in stalking mode
-!LFOR #
10:54 RT @Shadowbat: @HarleyQuinnAA *Pillsbury Dough Boy giggle*
-*throws him in oven* Freeze at 360! #
11:05 RT @common_squirrel: sniff sniff
-*spritzes with Fabreeze* #
11:12 [correction to @ModelMind, see the 4 tweets prior to last 1 sent to you] #
11:16 {Sentinel eyes have freeze beams, fingers energy blasts...takes the middle one} Me not know Mr. Freeze tech. Break now! #
11:25 {Sentinels have telescoping lances, takes two of those} Bad for fighting. Useless to me! #
11:28 Not need gear. {sends a remote summons for another Batplane} Wayne no bankrupt later! #
11:47 {Batplane lands, assess tools & supplies. Combines sentinel eye with Mr. Freeze's tech, makes Bat ice guns} #
11:56 @TheDeadpool: *texts* Where you not? #
11:58 Pfft. #
12:03 @TheDeadpool: *texts* Me am at camp, not in same direction. Got nothing for you. #
12:08 {Waits for @TheDeadpool to show up, refines the gift} #
12:25 @TheDeadpool: *texts* Me no take middle finger from Sentinel. Not a gun. You no can give @Ultron_ the finger! #
12:27 BWAH-HA-HAH!!!! #
12:35 @TheJoker162: accountant! #
12:40 *attaches @common_hedgehog to a stick to scratch my back* #
12:43 Divorce court!
@Oliver_Queen: @Dinah_Queen my kind of honeymoon (that being said I've got to go, back in a couple hours) #
12:55 {Its a pity Batzarro isnt in camp. Currently enjoying a mocha latte in the Batplane} #
12:57 {Mmmm, croissants!} #
13:04 {chugging a bottle of maple syrup} #
13:19 @_Zatanna @LauraKinney @Wolverine_ @ModelMind @Dinah_Queen: *a mile outside of camp, watching thru Batnoculars* #
13:23 @TheJokerOfChaos: giant killer robots & @_Zatanna @LauraKinney @Wolverine_ @ModelMind @Dinah_Queen, if you sane enough? #
14:03 @TheJoker162: Me know who Peyton Manning am? #
14:05 @TheJoker162: Me hate baseball. #
14:07 @OracleBG: [comlink] What should me not do? #
14:09 RT @TheJoker162: NotBatzarro what else do you hate?
-Air hockey! #
14:15 @Kneel_MajorZod: {On a random note, a Bizarro Zod would be wonky. He'd probably be all "Stand, stand behind me!"} #
14:18 Retreat! {Charge!} *snipers 2 sentinels, after dissecting a few the shots are dead on* #
14:20 @The_batman__: Yes, that why me no have blue kryptonite ring. #
14:22 @OracleBG: [comlink] Me declared peace, ignore lack of explosions! *liquid nitrogen to a sentinels joints* #
14:24 *double barrel Mr. Freeze goodness, crystalizing another sentinels head* Brain roast! #
14:27 {Point of Comparison: Batman has infinite patience. Batzarro has the patience of a dead rock.} #
14:29 @OracleBG: [comlink] Me sucky but have on run! No rush. *redirects WayndTech satellite* Me am just where they not want. #
14:32 @The_batman__: cuz you no am genius like me! #
14:33 Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk! #
14:36 *on the head of a sentinel, stabbing it repeatedly with a Bat lance, as it has an epileptic seizure* #
14:39 RT @The_batman__: so your saying your batman
-Pfft. *little distracted from the giant robot thats about to step on us* #
14:42 {Fighting sentinels alone here!}
RT @_Zatanna: @LauraKinney I know; this is the worst part. Just...knowing it's coming #
14:44 RT @The_batman__: *ducks back* Hammer Time! *throws @MCHammer at you* #
14:47 RT @_IronPatriot: @Ultron_ He'll be there soon.
-Not if me have nothing to do with it! #
14:49 @The_batman__: *tackles & gives purple nurple* #
14:53 So pleased @_Zatanna @LauraKinney @Wolverine_ discuss not fighting while me not fighting who them choose not too! #
14:55 @Ultron_: *Bat grenades blow the head off another sentinel* Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk! #
15:00 *jumps over @Dinah_Queen & @ModelMind, firing the Bat ice gun with the Bat gun, freezing & shattering targets* #
15:02 *fights the HAMMER soldiers with @Dinah_Queen, though actually maiming & killing them* #
15:07 @The_batman__: *bares fangs* bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite #
15:09 @OracleBG: @Dinah_Queen I need @ModelMind & you to find someone who can get close enough to Ultron to...
-Goodbye! #
15:10 @Ultron_: Hammer Time! *throws @MCHammer at you* #
15:13 Me not know what to do! *directs the WayneTech satellite to target sentinels with pinpoint EMP strikes* #
15:16 {Variation on a theme, tosses several bombs around @Ultron_ to mask his sensors in nanoparticulate static} #
15:19 *cracking skulls among the soldiers as sentinels get taken out by the satellite* #
15:19 @FunnyJoker: One time, I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. #
15:24 @OracleBG @ModelMind @Dinah_Queen @TheDeadpool Ultron no have Stark cooties? #
15:28 @TheDeadpool: *really hopes the WayneTech satellite doesnt blast the sentinels you use* #
15:31 @TheDeadpool: Whew! #
15:34 @TheDeadpool: *you are attacked by @feral_pigeon* #
15:36 @Sullivan_Bros: *you are attacked by @feral_pigeon* #
15:38 @TheDeadpool: Wade come up de hole! #
15:41 @TheDeadpool: {technically being a machine Ultron can reach it and being able to shift his form...but lets hope not} #
16:03 @TheDeadpool @AnthonyEStark *arm over Stark's shoulder* You no had boobies! #
16:06 {watches @Oliver_Queen & @Dinah_Queen duck into a tent. A little irked Oli left before the battle & came back after.} #
16:07 @AnthonyEStark: Me no comprehend it badly. #
16:10 {Looking around at all the downed sentinels. It would be a shame to let this all goto waste...} #
16:11 RT @LauraKinney: @AnthonyEStark No. 52.
-No, the pun! #
16:18 @TheDeadpool @_IronPatriot Eep! #
16:22 @LauraKinney @TheDeadpool @AnthonyEStark *considers incoming* Stay, all of you. ME no got this! *pulls out guns* #
16:28 @LauraKinney @TheDeadpool @AnthonyEStark *looks back at you* Come here! {Run away!} Me cant handle this {Ive got a plan} #
16:35 @_Wally_West_ @ModelMind @Dinah_Queen *sees @TheDarkKnight__ & hugz him* #
16:44 No say word. *hands @AnthonyEStark the control pad to the WayneTech satellite weapons platform* #
16:50 @_IronPatriot @AnthonyEStark *fires both guns at the armored villain* !MALB !MALB !MALB !MALB #
16:59 @_IronPatriot: *having crashed into @_Spiderman before, webs your faceplate up* #
17:01 @_IronPatriot @AnthonyEStark *contiunes shooting, sees @TheDarkKnight__ approaching* #
17:07 @AnthonyEStark: *runs from the battle, hops over the ridge, flies back in Batplane firing missles at @_IronPatriot* #
17:07 @FunnyJoker: Every morning is the dawn of a new error. #
17:19 @FunnyJoker: Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are"? #
17:22 Me be front. #

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22nd-Nov-2009 12:02 am(no subject)

21:47 {Batzarro heard a battle in the distance and got ready. Weapons out, letting the battle come to him. He waited...} #
21:48 {...and waited...} #
21:50 {...checks watch...} #
21:51 {...still waiting...} #
21:55 {creeps to the edge & looks, sees @Hulk_SMASH_twit @ModelMind @TheDeadpool fighting an army} #
21:59 @Mistress_Fright: {it runs sideways & has letters} #
22:02 {idly wonders if anyone else can see those colored boxes above @TheDeadpool} #
22:05 @Jervis_Tetch_: Yes, nowhere a good idea. #
22:07 {sees @Hulk_SMASH_twit move further into enemy forces & @ModelMind & @TheDeadpool fighting closer} #
22:13 {leaps between @ModelMind & @TheDeadpool, aims at them, shooting the soldiers behind them} #
22:14 @GiggleFlower: If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? #
22:35 @ModelMind: No, we am enemies! *blows another soldier's brains out* Make more of your friends alive? #
22:46 @ModelMind: *eyes psychic blade, quirks eyebrow* Why you happy? Me no question answer you not make. #
22:48 {whirls, blasting more soldiers. face shots all} This no boring, not little to do! #
22:51 @OracleBG @ModelMind Batzarro? He means the opposite of whatever he says.
-You understand. What she no say. Me am enemy! #
23:02 RT @ModelMind: NotBatzarro Then keep shooting. Good to have you.
-You make me sad with your refusal. #
23:06 *hauls out the Bat bat* Batter down! *leaps at soldiers, cracking skulls* #
23:11 This am no castration!
{kinda is}
Me being passive aggressive!
{Going to shove your heads up your butts}
Whee!
{Whee!} #
23:19 {Batzarro leaps from the soldiers, pulls out razorangs as he lands. Flings 4 at the advance, screams & blood abound} #
23:50 Peace tactics?
RT @ModelMind: Hurry up, Josh, hurry up. I don't have all damn night. And no, Rao, you can NOT gag me. #
23:53 {Batzarro is fighting a legion of soldiers & robots alone} Much less Aunty Flo! *tosses acid bombs into the troops* #
23:56 Me cure de piggy pox! *infects the HAMMER troops with #H1N1 via a needle gun on full auto* #

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21st-Nov-2009 12:02 am(no subject)

00:28 {Back in the Bat Crater, with the restructured Batplane. Its now a massive slingshot. Batzarro aims for Death Valley} #
00:33 *SSPRROOINNGG!!*

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!

{then the landing}

*CRUNCH*

....ow.... #
00:40 RT @Diedre_Vance: @Mistress_Fright Well I haven't SLEPT with any of them. *munches a roll*
-you no got cooties! #
00:44 {Looks around, half buried from the impact. Sand as far as he can see.} Me am ending to not think @OracleBG brilliant. #
00:46 @Diedre_Vance: Batzarro not forget no time me never felt better.
{Kill me. Kill me now.} #
00:48 *a stubborn hand raises above the sand...thumbs down* #
00:54 RT @Mistress_Fright: NotBatzarro Do you not want us to kidnap you?
-Yes. Me here for no reason. #
00:57 {Assesses surroundings & gear. Busts out Bat umbrella, picks a direction & walks} #
01:07 RT @Mistress_Fright: NotBatzarro But you not broken no bones.
-Feel too good to care. #
01:22 {Decides to bunk down for the night. Makes a bed out of cacti.} Zzzzz...ow. Zzzzz...ow. Zzzzz...ow. Zzzzz...ow. Zzzzz... #
01:23 Morning twits! #
12:50 RT @BatGirl__: NotBatzarro shit. shit shit shit shit shit. shitfuckshitcrapshit -What am right? #
12:51 Those avoiding me, continue.
{Just a sec for those following me}
Talking Bizarro English am easy.
{My texting thumb hates me.}
Hello!
{Bye.} #
12:51 {Kinda stumbled assbackwards, ironically, into an RP thing going down Sunday. Little lost on the buildup. A kind of Ultron/Sentinels thingy} #

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20th-Nov-2009 12:05 am(no subject)

15:37 {New York City. Central Park. Deep within the holes of the Bat Crater}
Goodbye! #
15:41 *pulls out Bat cell* Me no call @OracleBG to forget what me not do. #
15:41 RT @AllStarBatman: Helljumper. ODST. Rookie. Master Chief. Grill Master???
-Dog walker! #
15:46 {Taking to the rooftops, getting a feel for this new city, and crashing headlong into @_Spiderman} Ha! Not falling. #
15:50 RT @LunaticSX: Why do fries from In-N-Out Burger get so inedible once they're cold?
-They not so good to begin with. #
15:53 {Empire State Bldg} *scanning frequencies with Bat ear* Clear. No static. *skims readings* Not telepathy. @ModelMind? #
16:06 {Sweeping New York looking for Prime Sentinels with an OMAC detector} #
16:10 Yay?
RT @MCHammer: RT @tweetmeme: @Oprah ending talk show in 2011 - CNN.com retwt.me/1Kztu (via @cnnbrk) #
16:11 RT @ModelMind: NotBatzarro Not me, darling.
-If am you then who am not? #
16:13 RT @TheJoker162: NotBatzarro When did you go New York?
-In 2 days. #
16:16 Wow. @TheDeadpool am saner than me. #
16:21 RT @TheJoker162: @IH8SUPERMAN Ok i promise this time!

-Lies! None of it am lies!! #
16:26 RT @TheJoker162: NotBatzarro Why are you there?
-Me not looking for cyborgs that make mutants alive. Enemy no ask. #
16:30 *coff* @lexjluthor *coff*
RT @IH8SUPERMAN: @KNEEL_MAJORZOD There is room for only one Lex Luthor on Twitter: Me! #
16:31 RT @TheJoker162: NotBatzarro Why would I lie to Lex. He is like my best friend!
-You understand! #
16:41 @Damian_Wayne & @RealBatman: hugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugzhugz #
16:47 RT @TheRealCatwoman: @TheJoker162 Oh shut it, Joker.... Harvey is NOT insane.
-No, he's not! #
17:16 RT @RealBatman: NotBatzarro @RealBatman ... umm no am like hugz
-Me neither! So sad you hated it so little. #
17:20 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Like earlier when I Batcuffed @PunishCrime to a fire hydrant for loitering.} #
17:21 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Like earlier when I took @Hail_Hydra out for ice cream.} #
17:26 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Like when I saw @Wolverine_ fighting ninja & I superglued & duct taped his claws shut.} #
17:30 @weirdnews: Caught on Tape: 73-Year-Old Woman is Tasered During Traffic Stop is.gd/4Zeqw #
17:37 @TheJoker162: Bad idea! {SMart thinking.} -Whee! #
17:46 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Saw @LauraKinney on the run and managed to trap her in a portapotty.} #
17:50 {Unsure who the Marvel heroes are. Encountered and then shaved @UatuTheVoyeur's moustache off.} #
17:54 {Unsure who the Marvel heroes are. Painted @ASKTHANOS hot pink.} #
17:57 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Switches @Cyclops_Scott ruby quartz with 3D lenses.} #
18:04 RT @TheRealCatwoman: I'm curious as to why I have lost followers.
-Makes sense. Me not following you. #
18:07 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Gives @Sage_Tessa a glitch.} #
18:08 RT @TheRealCatwoman: NotBatzarro What?
-Exactly. #
18:13 RT @BatGirl__: unfollow hermoine1993
-?!? #
18:15 RT @TheRealCatwoman: NotBatzarro You RT a lot. Not a bad thing... just an observation.
-No me dont. #
18:18 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Traps @CrazyInez in a disco club with the speakers continually chanting "Crazy Inez".} #
18:33 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Knits @OttoOctavius a sweater.} #
18:35 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Walks @JuggernautBitch thru a carwash.} #
18:40 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Buries @Hardy_Felicia in puppies.} #
18:42 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Steals @TheRealJeanGrey's costumes.}
Batzarro no am Marvel Girl! #
18:44 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Takes @EddieBrock to a dentist.} #
18:55 RT @ModelMind: @TheDeadpool If it isn't one of ours and it moves, slaughter it.
{Eep!} #
18:58 {Thought @_IronPatriot was a Prime Sentinel and hit him over the head with @MCHammer.} #
20:03 RT @AbigailDeAth: Dear Twitter, for the love of god change this new RT {its optional, turn it off at the site} #
20:08 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Sprays @AnthonyEStark with Bat rust.} #
20:25 {Unsure who the NY heroes are. Encountering @TheDeadpool I manage to ensnare him in a pink Suggie.} #
20:26 RT @Bizarrobama: In line for New Moon. FREAKING OUT.
-Me doom you! #
20:45 @AbigailDeAth: {goto your follows list, gotta do each person, click off the 2nd green circle on the right} #
20:47 @OracleBG: *facepalms*
{Argh!} #
21:06 {heads back for the Bat Crater} Batzarro stay in NY, @OracleBG say stay away from Death Valley. Must prep Bat catapult! #
21:10 RT @AllStarBatman: Robot Chicken - Hungry Hungry Hippos = frikkin hilarious
-Yay?
{little scared now} #

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18th-Nov-2009 12:03 am(no subject)

01:52 RT @OracleBG: @The_Huntress_ There's going to be a war.
-Can none of us be conflicted? #
01:54 Theres a need to be brave! Batzarro am over there. #
01:56 @OracleBG: Prime Sentinels am opposite of OMACs? #
02:00 While realistically Batzarro isnt directly involved in much, he gets the gist of things pretty okay. Gotham is... #
02:02 ...is his city. He has to protect it and, unlike the other local heroes, he has no problems killing. #
02:03 Prime Sentinels avoid Gotham and me no have to make them alive! #
02:04 @Diedre_Vance: ((grins & gobbles)) #
02:07 Heeheehahahohoyippittyskippittybongolo...BWAH-HA-HAH!!!! #
02:09 RT @DoctorJohnSmith: Thinking I need to plan a fun trip.
-Me not know worse place never! You no avoid Funky Town!! #
02:13 Me lose weapons. Not have guns, batarangs, Bat bat, utility belt, @MCHammer, Bat gator attractant, or nothing else. #
02:15 RT @OracleBG: NotBatzarro Prime Sentinels am exactly opposite of OMACs.

-Then them no have outer control point. Burn! #
02:17 @OracleBG: {{Where is there?}} #
02:23 Batzarro no ready for ever starting peace! #
02:26 @OracleBG: Who am lying to you about non-existant threat? #
02:28 The Bat Attic doesnt have the gear he needs so Batzarro hops on the Bat moped and to the Batcave. #
02:30 Stealing the BAtplane! #
02:32 It am good thing me such a great pilot! *the plane goes up, the plane goes down* #
02:34 It am good thing me such a great pilot!
{{Oh crap! Just realized I cant fly this thing!?!}} #
02:44 *crashes into Central Park* Whee! #
02:46 @OracleBG: Me not in New York. *staggering* #
02:48 *salvaging from the crash, sets up the Bat crater* #
02:51 @OracleBG: Okie. #
02:53 *kicks back in Bat crater to snooze*

{if you want my attention then dm me} #

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00:21 RT @Kneel_MajorZod: events of importance have transpired without my knowledge. I do not like it
-*hands you Bat kleenex* #
00:24 *in the Bat Attic with @Jervis_Tetch_'s hat running experiments. Has just hypnotized himself* #
00:28 RT @Kneel_MajorZod: NotBatzarro You are officially the strangest creature I have encountered on this planet.
-*cries* #
00:29 {{takes a bow}} #
00:31 Twinkling... #
00:39 *wanders down from the Bat Attic & into Arkham, stops outside @Jervis_Tetch_'s cell when it wears off* Where me not!? #
00:40 *pulls the hat off and looks at it, then looks at the cell door* Whoopsie. #
00:42 @Jervis_Tetch_: *knock, knock* #
00:43 RT @Jervis_Tetch_: NotBatzarro *jumps at bars* My HAT. Give it here bat-on-two-legs.
-Why? #
00:44 RT @Mistress_Fright: NotBatzarro @Jervis_Tetch_ *stares* What? who are YOU?
-Who am you? #
00:46 RT @Jervis_Tetch_: NotBatzarro Because it's MINE. And you Will. Give. It. To. Me.
-Yes I will. *backs away* #
00:47 @Diedre_Vance: @TheJokerOfChaos @Mistress_Fright NotBatzarro @Jervis_Tetch_
-Who ordered pizza? #
00:48 RT @Mistress_Fright: NotBatzarro *shakes head* I'm Fright. What are you?
-Goodbye, me no am Batzarro! #
00:50 RT @Jervis_Tetch_: *gnashes teeth* No. HERE. *points*
-What am right with you? *moves further back* #
00:51 RT @Mistress_Fright: *sigh* Just give him the stupid hat or he'll keep me up ALL night.
-Okay. *turns to leave* #
00:56 RT @Jervis_Tetch_: You WILL bring me my hat bat-on-two-legs. You WILL.
-*tosses hat out a window* #
00:57 RT @Diedre_Vance: *snatches the hat from him* This hat not belong to Tetch.
-Why everyone say that to end with? #
00:58 RT @Jervis_Tetch_: @Diedre_Vance ALICE!
-Bob! #
01:03 *wanders away from the hat guy, gives 1st aid to the surviving guards* #
01:04 @weirdnews: Obama in a grass skirt? Hawaii to host APEC 2011
(Reuters)
is.gd/4VoYk #
01:16 *Batcuffs @TheJokerOfChaos' left ankle to a desk* #
01:23 RT @TheJokerOfChaos: *looks at the cuffs, then NotBatzarro* The Hell?
-Hee hee! *grins up at you* #
01:25 @TheJokerOfChaos: You am free! *bolts down the hallway leaving you stuck to the desk* #
01:33 @TheJokerOfChaos: Hmmm? *peeks back around the corner* Hammer Time! *throws @MCHammer at you* #
01:38 @TheJokerOfChaos: *puts the fire out with a little C4, goes after you* #
01:48 RT @Diedre_Vance: @TheJokerOfChaos ((*clings to his leg too* Wahhhh))
{{*grabs other leg* Getting away!}} #
01:57 Me not be left front. #
01:59 RT @Mistress_Fright: NotBatzarro ((*pats on head*))
{{Purrs}} #
02:47 Back in the Bat Attic, snoring loudly. #

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